Gov. Mike DeWine is said to be considering suspending all suspending activities. “After all the praise we got on the talk shows, for leading the nation in suspending Ohioan’s activities, we decided that we really have our work cut out topping what we have already done.
One idea we are tossing around is suspending our new suspending for 15 days. As far as we know, no one has ever suspended themselves from suspending stuff before. This would be historic and really show the public that we will leave no stone unturned while grandstanding.”
“Should something come up during our suspension of new suspensions, we could suspend the suspension of new suspension and suspend whatever issue would arise.”
DeWine declined to comment on his motion to change the Ohio Anthem to “Closing Time”.