Fire Alarm, Shots Fired At Nakatomi Plaza

Trouble Tonight At Nakatomi Plaza

Police, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after a police officer was reportedly fired upon. The police officer had stopped by the building after receiving what was initially reported as a false fire alarm on the 32nd floor.

A short time later in what was at the time believed to be a prank, a call was received by local police. The caller speaking on a restricted police band had stated that terrorist had taken over the building and had killed a hostage.

This prompted sending an officer for further investigation. The officer initially had radioed that the situation was cleared, but then immediately reported shots fired. Though unconfirmed at this time, reports say that the officer also reported that a body was thrown from an upper floor window.

The situation now at Nakatomi Plaza

Deputy Chief of Police, Dwayne T. Robinson

Details concerning who actually may be in the building is sketchy at this time, a Nakatomi Corporation Christmas office party/ building construction party was reportedly taking place on the 30th floor. We attempted to contact Nakatomi Corporation executive Joseph Takagi for comment but have thus far been unsuccessful.

Sources tell us that a man named Hans Gruber has radioed the police with a set of demands. Again, details are unconfirmed at the time. Here is the unverified transcription of the radioed demands from Mr. Gruber:

“The following people are to be released from their captors. In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement.”

Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson has assured the public the situation is under control.

We will post more updates as they develop.

94 thoughts on “Fire Alarm, Shots Fired At Nakatomi Plaza

  1. Had a craving for Twinkies so I stopped at the AM/PM and they were out! Some cop bought them up and then took off in the direction of Nakatomi Plaza.

  2. Inside sources say besides Hans Gruber, there is another person who was speaking on the radio, and simply goes by the name, “Roy”.

  3. My uncle, Mr. Clay was actually involved in that. Really messed him up. To this day, does not participate in Christmas Parties.

  4. Just a terrible thing – at Christmas no less… just picked this up on dad’s old the two-way out in the garage “I said we’ll talk later, Roy. If you’re what I think you are you should know when to listen, when to shut up… and when to pray.” Watching now for updates….

  5. Praying for the people of the Nakatomi Corporation Christmas office party/building construction party.

  6. Secular way to celebrate the Feast of the Incarnation. Even though it has been years I still enjoy the movie. Keeps me grounded in the the present messed up world we share.

  7. Yesterday was the 29th anniversary of Hans Gruber and his disciples martyring themselves for our captured brothers of the Asian Dawn & others. The fake news report their sacrifice as a ordinary robbery! Let us always remember their sacrifice! #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie @jaketapper

  8. This entire article is Die Hard. It is a joke article. Written to be funny. 🙂 Look at the picture. It is the actor who played the chief from the movie.

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