Democrats Call In Reinforcements To Help With Iowa Counts

The Democrat party’s struggle to deliver counts from last night’s Iowa Caucus continues this morning.

In a bid to get the counts tabulated, the Party has contracted with the Children’s Television Workshop (CTW) to send in their top counter. A spokesperson for the party told us this morning, “While we understand people are growing impatient waiting on results, it is important for them to understand this is not an easy process. Precincts have to send us their results, and then they have to be added together. It’s a very complicated matter.”

The expert from CTW is said to have ears of experience counting, and will also be doing a workshop to help teach party members themselves to count.

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