Top Signs You Are In Unhealthy Relationship With Your Governor

With the Holiday season coming up many people may find themselves in an bad relationship. Do…

Governor Cuomo Gives Timeline To Resume Full Time Bashing Trump

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo finally answered questions from the press today on when he can…

Officials Continue To Flatten The Epstein Meme Curve

Officials in Washington are still hard at work trying to flatten the Epstein Meme curve. “Cases…

Democrats Call In Reinforcements To Help With Iowa Counts

The Democrat party’s struggle to deliver counts from last night’s Iowa Caucus continues this morning. In…

Media Bias? Trump Cut From Home Alone, Clinton Left In Wizard Of Oz

United States President Donald Trump’s appearance in the holiday classic Home Alone was cut from the…

Insider: Democrats Secretly Not Handling Clinton Loss To Trump Well

Washington D.C. Democrats may be putting on an outward facade of bi-partisanship and patriotic unity, but…

CNN To Lay Off 99 Percent Of Staff Following Mueller Probe

CNN announced today that they will be laying off 95% of their staff. The move comes…

US Department Of Redundancy Department To Close This Month

The United States’ Department Of Redundancy Department is scheduled to close at the end of this…

Russian Dressing At Trump Plaza Salad Bar, Dems Want Answers

The Trump administration is embroiled in another controversy today as an anonymous source revealed to CNN…

CIA Analyst Links Aliens To Presidential Election Interference

A prominent CIA analyst believes that alien life forms may have interfered with the United States…