Officials Continue To Flatten The Epstein Meme Curve

Officials in Washington are still hard at work trying to flatten the Epstein Meme curve.

“Cases were peaking to unsustainable levels in early January. We were almost to the point that normies were being woke to the fact that Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

“People need to stay in their normal routine of consuming entertainment and allowing the Illuminati to do their thing, it’s for the best really.”

Officials believe if we continue with apocalyptic pronouncements until early May the issue of Epstein Memes should be well under control. ” This crisis caught us by surprise, we had to pull a lot of levers to get everyone on board. This was worse than the Seth Rich outbreak of 2016″.

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