Tech

Pokemon Go Blamed For Rise In Severe Sunburn Injuries

Popular gaming app Pokemon Go is being blamed for a rise in reported sunburn injuries at local Emergency Rooms across the country. Doctors don’t believe the severe sunburn is caused…

Weather

Sports

Broward County Finds 11 Points, Superbowl Stay Issued

A NFL scorer in Broward County, Florida has found 11 uncounted points from this past Sunday’s SuperBowl. According to the scorer, the 11 points all were in favor of the…

Health

Updated Really Scary Graph

Tonight we would like to share with our readers a really scary graph. This graph represents what could happen if we do not all join together and do something. The…

Health Tip: Freezing Your Toilet Paper Before It Spoils

For many Americans stocking up on toilet paper to combat the wu-tang corona virus has been a vital part of our battle against this pandemic. For those lucky enough to…

Politics

Officials Continue To Flatten The Epstein Meme Curve

Officials in Washington are still hard at work trying to flatten the Epstein Meme curve. “Cases were peaking to unsustainable levels in early January. We were almost to the point…

National

Governor DeWine Pushes April Fools Day Out To June 1

Ohio Governor DeWine issued an emergency order early this morning pushing April Fools Day out to June 1st. “We just feel under the current climate of the ongoing crisis that…

Local

Gov. DeWine Considers Suspending New Suspensions

Gov. Mike DeWine is said to be considering suspending all suspending activities. “After all the praise we got on the talk shows, for leading the nation in suspending Ohioan’s activities,…

Local Woman Yelling At Cat In Restaurant Arrested

A local woman was arrested last night for creating a disturbance in a downtown upscale restaurant. According to police the perpetrator was seen screaming and yelling at a cat at…

Entertainment

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” Pulled From Radio

It seems the controversy over “Baby It’s Cold Outside” won’t be the last controversy for classic Christmas radio this year. WWTF in Shermer, Illinois announced they would immediately cease playing…

Business