Tech

Pokemon Go Blamed For Rise In Severe Sunburn Injuries

Popular gaming app Pokemon Go is being blamed for a rise in reported sunburn injuries at local Emergency Rooms across the country. Doctors don’t believe the severe sunburn is caused…

Weather

Sports

OJ Simpson To Donate Unused Gloves To Local Front Line Workers

Former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner O.J. Simpson is donating gloves to front line workers dealing with the recent crisis. “I have a bunch of gloves in storage that…

Health

Experts Believe Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain Could Be Key To Fighting Virus

Several infectious disease experts believe they may have discovered a pathway to fighting the current virus crisis. The experts are studying the Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain. The fountain is a…

OJ Simpson To Donate Unused Gloves To Local Front Line Workers

Former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner O.J. Simpson is donating gloves to front line workers dealing with the recent crisis. “I have a bunch of gloves in storage that…

Politics

Governor Cuomo Gives Timeline To Resume Full Time Bashing Trump

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo finally answered questions from the press today on when he can expect to resume full scale bashing of President Trump. “Look, as you know we…

National

Governor: Rioters & Arsonists Must Wear Mask & Maintain Social Distancing

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has issued an executive order directing all rioters and arsonists to wear facial coverings and maintain social distancing. “The last thing we need is folks putting…

Local

Dem Mayors Spokesman Larry Vaughn, “Downtown Is Open To Everyone”

A lot of Democrat Mayors have been taking flack for what some people are describing as unsafe conditions in their cities. Today we had a chance to speak to Democrat…

Gov. DeWine Considers Suspending New Suspensions

Gov. Mike DeWine is said to be considering suspending all suspending activities. “After all the praise we got on the talk shows, for leading the nation in suspending Ohioan’s activities,…

Entertainment

MTV To Air Police Videos, & Immediately Ban Them In Symbol Of Solidarity

Cable channel MTV will briefly begin to air music videos this weekend. The channel which regularly aired videos through the 80’s and 90’s is set to resume playing to show…

Business