Health Tip: Freezing Your Toilet Paper Before It Spoils

For many Americans stocking up on toilet paper to combat the wu-tang corona virus has been a vital part of our battle against this pandemic.

For those lucky enough to load up on four or five cart loads, the question is asked, “How long is this toilet paper good for?”

According to our panel of faux-expert guessers, most toilet paper will last a good 30 days before it needs to wipe on something. Most panelist agree that freezing toilet paper is the best way to preserve the essential tissue before it reaches it’s expiration date.

Toilet paper can likely be frozen for up to a year and still keep it’s effectiveness. A word of warning, toilet paper must be completely thawed before applying, while cases of frost bitten buttocks are rare, they can occur.

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