Several infectious disease experts believe they may have discovered a pathway to fighting the current virus crisis.
The experts are studying the Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain. The fountain is a technological wonder that has baffled scientist for years.
Despite not being cleaned for days, recycling chocolate syrup that has had the hands of dirty children placed in it, food deposits dropped in it, and saliva filled half eaten marshmallows dipped in it, there have been zero reported bacteria or viral deaths.
“If we can harness the power of this machine and focus it on the WuTang virus, we believe that this great worldwide tragedy can soon be behind us”, said leading infection disease expert Dr Shotindadark.