Costco Gets Creative To Battle Toilet Paper Shortage

Stores across the nation are reporting shortages of health and cleanliness staples such as hand wipes, sanitizers, and toilet paper.

One national retailer has found a creative solution to combating the shortages. Costo has announced today that they will beging stocking their toilet paper shelves with unsold copes of Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened”.

“We were sitting on thousands of copies of this book, we didn’t really now what to do with them. The wholesalers don’t want them, it seems a shame to send them to the land fill.”

To boost sales, Costco has arranged autograph signings with Ms. Clinton at various locations across the country. Select locations will also have a special appearance by Mr. Whipple.

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