Russian Interference Feared In American Idol Voting

It is feared that Russian intelligence forces may have meddled in voting on the latest episode…

A Look Back At 2016’s Top Stories

It’s that time of year that we take a look back at the top stories that…

CIA Analyst Links Aliens To Presidential Election Interference

A prominent CIA analyst believes that alien life forms may have interfered with the United States…

Sling-In Scheduled To Honor Fallen Gorilla Harambe

The national mourning continues for Harambe, the silverback gorilla who was killed this past weekend at…

Global Warming Blamed For Only 30 Inches Of 2016 Blizzard Snowfall

Global warming rears it’s ugly head again in the Blizzard of 2016. According to professional climatologists,…

Oscars Boycott Claims It’s Latest Victim

The growing movement to boycott the Oscars has claimed it’s latest victim. Oscar T. Grouch has…

WWE Hall Of Famer Pete Rose To Be Inducted Into Reds Hall Of Fame

Major League Baseball’s Cincinnati Reds announced today that they would be inducting WWE Hall of Famer…

Peyton Manning Hits Back At Cybernetics Accusations

Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning fired back Saturday night at an upcoming Al Jazeera report that links…

Doctors Find Link Between Glass Shard Consumption And Bleeding

Doctors and scientists at the Hellman’s Clinic have found a strong link between consuming shards of…

Governor Pardons Robert Downey Jr., Rights To Jury, Salsa Restored

The Governor of California, Jerry Brown has pardoned Iron Man actor Robert Downey Jr. for his…