Doctors Find Link Between Glass Shard Consumption And Bleeding

Doctors and scientists at the Hellman’s Clinic have found a strong link between consuming shards of…

Governor Pardons Robert Downey Jr., Rights To Jury, Salsa Restored

The Governor of California, Jerry Brown has pardoned Iron Man actor Robert Downey Jr. for his…

Fire Alarm, Shots Fired At Nakatomi Plaza

Trouble Tonight At Nakatomi Plaza Police, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour…

Millions Receive First Facebook Bill This Morning

Millions of Facebook users woke up to a bill invoice in their inbox this morning. Warned…

Jar Jar Binks Film Announced Amidst Fan Backlash

J.J. Abrams and Lucasfilm LTD have sent out a joint press release today announcing the release…

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Sets Record For Gum Under Seats

Star Wars: The Force Awakens has already blew through the record books after only one day…

Axl Rose’s Twin “Big” Huey Hits The Road With His Band

“Big” Huey Rose, the lesser known (and much heavier) twin brother of Guns-N-Roses front man Axl…

Large Collection Of Dinner Photos Fetches Record At Auction

Sotheby’s Auction House in New York reported today that a collection of dinner photographs sold for…

Eastgate Man Taken In Custody For Observation

An Eastgate man is in custody today after patrons at a local restaurant reported strange behavior.…

Commission Convened To Increase Gun Free Zone Font Size

President Barack Obama announced today the formation of a commission to explore font size changes on…