DeWine Thanks Families For Distancing, Enjoy Black Friday

Governor Mike DeWine sent out a statement thanking Ohio families for not gathering with their loved…

Top Signs You Are In Unhealthy Relationship With Your Governor

With the Holiday season coming up many people may find themselves in an bad relationship. Do…

Governor: Rioters & Arsonists Must Wear Mask & Maintain Social Distancing

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has issued an executive order directing all rioters and arsonists to wear…

Officials Continue To Flatten The Epstein Meme Curve

Officials in Washington are still hard at work trying to flatten the Epstein Meme curve. “Cases…

Governor DeWine Pushes April Fools Day Out To June 1

Ohio Governor DeWine issued an emergency order early this morning pushing April Fools Day out to…

Toilet Paper Preppers Get Last Laugh

For year’s Toilet Paper Preppers (or TPP for short) were the pardon the pun, butt of…

Health Tip: Freezing Your Toilet Paper Before It Spoils

For many Americans stocking up on toilet paper to combat the wu-tang corona virus has been…

Costco Gets Creative To Battle Toilet Paper Shortage

Stores across the nation are reporting shortages of health and cleanliness staples such as hand wipes,…

Democrats Call In Reinforcements To Help With Iowa Counts

The Democrat party’s struggle to deliver counts from last night’s Iowa Caucus continues this morning. In…

Broward County Finds 11 Points, Superbowl Stay Issued

A NFL scorer in Broward County, Florida has found 11 uncounted points from this past Sunday’s…