CNN To Lay Off 99 Percent Of Staff Following Mueller Probe

CNN announced today that they will be laying off 95% of their staff. The move comes…

US Department Of Redundancy Department To Close This Month

The United States’ Department Of Redundancy Department is scheduled to close at the end of this…

Russian Dressing At Trump Plaza Salad Bar, Dems Want Answers

The Trump administration is embroiled in another controversy today as an anonymous source revealed to CNN…

CIA Analyst Links Aliens To Presidential Election Interference

A prominent CIA analyst believes that alien life forms may have interfered with the United States…

FBI Investigating Allegations That Melania Trump Plagiarized 2 Lines Of Speech

The FBI announced today that an investigation has been opened in to whether Melania Trump may…

Obama, “Sorry For The Division, I just Thought It Would Drum Up Votes”

After several days of violence broke out across America, the White House called together an impromptu…

Jeb Bush Returns Fire To Donald Trump

2016 GOP Presidential candidate Jeb Bush finally fired back at Donald Trump at last night’s debate…

Commission Convened To Increase Gun Free Zone Font Size

President Barack Obama announced today the formation of a commission to explore font size changes on…