Burger King To Roll Out The Impossible Bat Sandwich

Burger King is set to roll out it’s newest sandwich offering next month, The Impossible Bat.

We talked to Burger King’s chief chef on why now is the time to introduce a new menu item.

“Look, we know in some parts of the world people love to eat bats, but what we are hearing from health experts is there may be some health concerns from regular ingestion of bats. Things like high cholesterol, heart disease, and oh yeah, world wide pandemics.”

“What we have done, is we have replaced the deadly bat meat with pure vegetarian substitutions that are really just as disgusting as the real thing, but with none of the health concerns, like death.”

The Impossible Bat is set to debut April 1st.

 

H/T Norm

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