Official List Of Which Lives Matter To Be Released In October

Controversy has continued to erupt as seemingly well intentioned people have posted social memes with the…

Pokemon Go Blamed For Rise In Severe Sunburn Injuries

Popular gaming app Pokemon Go is being blamed for a rise in reported sunburn injuries at…

Call For Fully Automatic Assault Van Ban Intensifies In Response To France Attack

The growing chorus of calls for bans of fully automatic assault vans have increased after the…

Obama, “Sorry For The Division, I just Thought It Would Drum Up Votes”

After several days of violence broke out across America, the White House called together an impromptu…

Sling-In Scheduled To Honor Fallen Gorilla Harambe

The national mourning continues for Harambe, the silverback gorilla who was killed this past weekend at…

Global Warming Blamed For Only 30 Inches Of 2016 Blizzard Snowfall

Global warming rears it’s ugly head again in the Blizzard of 2016. According to professional climatologists,…

Oscars Boycott Claims It’s Latest Victim

The growing movement to boycott the Oscars has claimed it’s latest victim. Oscar T. Grouch has…

WWE Hall Of Famer Pete Rose To Be Inducted Into Reds Hall Of Fame

Major League Baseball’s Cincinnati Reds announced today that they would be inducting WWE Hall of Famer…

Feds Raids Marshall, Violation Of Amp Neutrality Act Alleged

Special agents from the FCC, assisted by the FBI, and Department of Homeland Security raided the…

Peyton Manning Hits Back At Cybernetics Accusations

Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning fired back Saturday night at an upcoming Al Jazeera report that links…