Costco Gets Creative To Battle Toilet Paper Shortage

Stores across the nation are reporting shortages of health and cleanliness staples such as hand wipes,…

Democrats Call In Reinforcements To Help With Iowa Counts

The Democrat party’s struggle to deliver counts from last night’s Iowa Caucus continues this morning. In…

World War 3 Sets Record For Shortest World War

World War 3 has official set the record for the shortest World War ever according to…

Media Bias? Trump Cut From Home Alone, Clinton Left In Wizard Of Oz

United States President Donald Trump’s appearance in the holiday classic Home Alone was cut from the…

Local Woman Yelling At Cat In Restaurant Arrested

A local woman was arrested last night for creating a disturbance in a downtown upscale restaurant.…

Insider: Democrats Secretly Not Handling Clinton Loss To Trump Well

Washington D.C. Democrats may be putting on an outward facade of bi-partisanship and patriotic unity, but…

Toilet Paper Stock Rises On News Of Taco Bell Dollar Menu Expansion

Famous restaurant chain Taco Bell announced today the expansion of it’s dollar value menu. The chain…

Wal-Mart To Continue Cigarette, Opioid Sales, “Addiction Too Profitable”

US retail giant Wal-Mart recently announced they would be limiting ammunition sales due to concerns with…

CNN To Lay Off 99 Percent Of Staff Following Mueller Probe

CNN announced today that they will be laying off 95% of their staff. The move comes…

Broward County Finds 11 Points, Superbowl Stay Issued

A NFL scorer in Broward County, Florida has found 11 uncounted points from this past Sunday’s…