The Philadelphia Eagles set a 2017 NFL league attendance record this past Sunday with 1,217 fans in attendance. The team credits the surge in
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Mayor Larry Vaughn Declares Amity Island A Safe Sanctuary City
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A Look Back At 2016’s Top Stories
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Scientists at the US Institute For Health today released findings from their 6 year study on birthdays and mortality. The report was compiled using
CIA Analyst Links Aliens To Presidential Election Interference
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Protestors Try To Stop The Hate With Gentle Beatings, Vandalism, Name Calling
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Former WWE Champion CM Punk achieved a lifelong dream in his loss to MMA fighter Mickie Gall at UFC 203 tonight. Punk spoke about
FBI Investigating Allegations That Melania Trump Plagiarized 2 Lines Of Speech
The FBI announced today that an investigation has been opened in to whether Melania Trump may have plagiarized 2 lines of her speech at