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Man Dies From Lack Of Bread, Milk During Snowstorm
A local man was found dead in his apartment today following yesterday’s snowstorm. Police suspect that…
Team Sets 2017 NFL League Attendance Record Due To Monster Jam Poster Error
The Philadelphia Eagles set a 2017 NFL league attendance record this past Sunday with 1,217 fans…
Procrastination Study Results Delayed
A long anticipated study regarding the long term effects of procrastination conducted by the US Department…
Mayor Larry Vaughn Declares Amity Island A Safe Sanctuary City
Amity Island Mayor Larry Vaughn spoke with reporters today about the recent spike in missing people,…
Russian Dressing At Trump Plaza Salad Bar, Dems Want Answers
The Trump administration is embroiled in another controversy today as an anonymous source revealed to CNN…
Scientists Find Link Between Birthdays & Longevity
Scientists at the US Institute For Health today released findings from their 6 year study on…
Protestors Try To Stop The Hate With Gentle Beatings, Vandalism, Name Calling
President Elect Donald Trump delivered his acceptance speech Wednesday morning telling those listening, “I pledge to…