DeWine: Extended Warranty Calls May Resume With Masks, & Call Spacing

In part of his efforts to re-open his State’s economy, Ohio Governor DeWine announced Extended Car…

Split Jail Time/Release For California Rapist Beach Goers

Like many states, California has had to get creative to stay on top of the rapidly…

Experts Believe Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain Could Be Key To Fighting Virus

Several infectious disease experts believe they may have discovered a pathway to fighting the current virus…

Governor Cuomo Gives Timeline To Resume Full Time Bashing Trump

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo finally answered questions from the press today on when he can…

OJ Simpson To Donate Unused Gloves To Local Front Line Workers

Former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner O.J. Simpson is donating gloves to front line workers…

New Fashion Boutique, COVID21 Opens At Gallery Mall

A new fashion Boutique has opened at the local gallery mall. The shop, named COVID21 features…

Officials Continue To Flatten The Epstein Meme Curve

Officials in Washington are still hard at work trying to flatten the Epstein Meme curve. “Cases…

Updated Really Scary Graph

Tonight we would like to share with our readers a really scary graph. This graph represents…

Governor DeWine Pushes April Fools Day Out To June 1

Ohio Governor DeWine issued an emergency order early this morning pushing April Fools Day out to…

Chick-Fil-A Launches New Eat More Chikin Campaign In China

Chick-Fil-A is rolling out a new “Eat More Chikin” campaign in China. We heard more from…