Tech

Pokemon Go Blamed For Rise In Severe Sunburn Injuries

Popular gaming app Pokemon Go is being blamed for a rise in reported sunburn injuries at local Emergency Rooms across the country. Doctors don’t believe the severe sunburn is caused…

Weather

Sports

OJ Simpson To Donate Unused Gloves To Local Front Line Workers

Former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner O.J. Simpson is donating gloves to front line workers dealing with the recent crisis. “I have a bunch of gloves in storage that…

Health

Experts Believe Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain Could Be Key To Fighting Virus

Several infectious disease experts believe they may have discovered a pathway to fighting the current virus crisis. The experts are studying the Golden Coral Chocolate Fountain. The fountain is a…

OJ Simpson To Donate Unused Gloves To Local Front Line Workers

Former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner O.J. Simpson is donating gloves to front line workers dealing with the recent crisis. “I have a bunch of gloves in storage that…

Politics

Governor Cuomo Gives Timeline To Resume Full Time Bashing Trump

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo finally answered questions from the press today on when he can expect to resume full scale bashing of President Trump. “Look, as you know we…

National

DeWine: Extended Warranty Calls May Resume With Masks, & Call Spacing

In part of his efforts to re-open his State’s economy, Ohio Governor DeWine announced Extended Car Warranty calls could resume June 1st…with restrictions. After careful consideration of random restrictions in…

Local

Gov. DeWine Considers Suspending New Suspensions

Gov. Mike DeWine is said to be considering suspending all suspending activities. “After all the praise we got on the talk shows, for leading the nation in suspending Ohioan’s activities,…

Local Woman Yelling At Cat In Restaurant Arrested

A local woman was arrested last night for creating a disturbance in a downtown upscale restaurant. According to police the perpetrator was seen screaming and yelling at a cat at…

Entertainment

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” Pulled From Radio

It seems the controversy over “Baby It’s Cold Outside” won’t be the last controversy for classic Christmas radio this year. WWTF in Shermer, Illinois announced they would immediately cease playing…

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