Tech

Pokemon Go Blamed For Rise In Severe Sunburn Injuries

Popular gaming app Pokemon Go is being blamed for a rise in reported sunburn injuries at local Emergency Rooms across the country. Doctors don’t believe the severe sunburn is caused…

Weather

Sports

Broward County Finds 11 Points, Superbowl Stay Issued

A NFL scorer in Broward County, Florida has found 11 uncounted points from this past Sunday’s SuperBowl. According to the scorer, the 11 points all were in favor of the…

Health

Procrastination Study Results Delayed

A long anticipated study regarding the long term effects of procrastination conducted by the US Department of Health has been delayed once again. The study, commissioned back in 1985 was…

Scientists Find Link Between Birthdays & Longevity

Scientists at the US Institute For Health today released findings from their 6 year study on birthdays and mortality. The report was compiled using just $7 billion in US taxpayer…

Politics

US Department Of Redundancy Department To Close This Month

The United States’ Department Of Redundancy Department is scheduled to close at the end of this month. The Department is a casualty of last year’s budget cutting deal. DORD Co-Secretary-Director-Commissioner…

National

A Look Back At 2016’s Top Stories

It’s that time of year that we take a look back at the top stories that shaped 2016. Alien Election Intervention The CIA released a report after the 2016 Presidential…

Local

“Wet Bandits” Burglary Ring Suspects Spotted In Local Neighborhood

“Wet Bandits” Spotted Locally Police are warning local residents to be on the lookout for a local burglary ring known as “The Wet Bandits”. The alleged thieves are known to…

Radio Station Thanksgiving Promotion Turns Tragic

A Thanksgiving promotion conducted by a Cincinnati radio station turned tragic last night. The radio station was set to conduct a “Great Turkey Drop” promotion giving away live turkeys at…

Entertainment

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” Pulled From Radio

It seems the controversy over “Baby It’s Cold Outside” won’t be the last controversy for classic Christmas radio this year. WWTF in Shermer, Illinois announced they would immediately cease playing…